No Impressions! He just cannot do any sort of impression to save
life! The sad thing is that he thinks he can do impressions until
he hears them coming out of his mouth. Only then does he realize
how bad they sound!
NO Math! Example: We go on the air at 7 p.m. and get off at
midnight - a five hour shift. Here's the exchange between us at 9
J.R.: "It's nine o'clock and we're halfway through the Friday Night
Diamond Dave: "Umm, no J.R., 9:30 would be halfway through.
J.R.: "Oh, yeah."